Feest Isolation Days –13 June
Sometimes after our quiet reflections, jokes are what we need! Today is a collection of a roundup of funny things that have something or other to do with Covid 19 and what we’ve experienced over the past ninety-one days.
Hope there is something that takes your fancy.
Let’s start with one of the most recent and funniest …
If you didn’t laugh even once at that I fear I’m on a loser or you are in a very bad mood. Come back again another day when you aren’t feeling so grumpy!
This next one should particularly appeal to all the medics out there….
Should we reopen the country? Here’s what the experts said:
The Allergists were in favour of scratching the idea, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about the idea, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Many Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” While the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
There has to be one musical entry as a fun and enjoyable way to spend a minute or two…earlier this week I shared Randy Rainbows latest…this one is not Randy and perhaps a tiny bit more refined….
These are Classic FMs best guesses as to how Trump would Tweet about beloved Classical Musicians and their music! (They have nothing to do with Covid 19. Whatsoever. Is truth telling still a thing?? As its Mr. Trump truth doesn’t matter!)
https://www.classicfm.com/discover-music/humour/donald-trump-reviews-music/
Equal billing must be given to our very own Boris! This does have something to do with Covid..see if you can remember what!
See you tomorrow….
Or maybe the day after… or not, or in a few days… or not or maybe I’ll go …or not
With love
Kathy x